I wouldn’t eat anything with a guy that dirty cooking it. Bro have a little bit of self-esteem take a shower. Gross 🤮

Unless he starts licking these people, his opinion of them shouldn't matter for his taste review. His opinion no longer matters to me.
(Edit- does crappy pizza get good reviews if made by a saint? If not then you are 2 faced also)

One bite. Everyone knows Dave tries to ruin people’s American Dream

Don't be dick

Yeah, the low IQ accent!

Nice pants

It looked like an OG shitty slice. 5.8 - 6.3

6.4 and up: fahghettabaughtit!!!!

Dave getting old and fragile. As is his ego.

This was actually pretty fucking weird

Ngl you looked like a total asset here Dave

Im walking hereeeee

He meant he forgot about it that you are from NY. He said his English is bad and he watches all of your reviews.
Lay off your coke, dave. 😊

🤣🤣🤣🤣

A... 2.4geddaboutit

Dressed up as Arnold as the Terminator for this review. He's looking for Sarah Conner

These subtitles don't line up with what's actually being said. The pizza store owner said "fuggetaboutit" meaning as in "Ahh you are from New York and that's a popular line in a TV show" since he is clearly not a Native speaker. He then says "like a coffee", "how you doin'?" which are obviously popular phrases in common sitcoms that this guy again clearly watched to help learn himself English. Dave misread it all entirely. That store owner is adorable and was just trying to be cool with him.

He acts like a little bitch

Poor guy🎉

That was pretty rough.

Portnoys an asshole? Who would've guessed??

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Those little girl’s jeans are what’s a 2.4 😂

Fuggetaboutit

Wh8 made this dude dave fanois😂 hes clearly a chump 🤡

A Jewish pizza expert give me a brake.